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Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-11-20 01:01 AM:
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}7 U! g1 b, p* _/ c, _别提了!我儿子现在时时刻刻问十万个为什么,一句一句挨着问,反复问,我都耐心解答呢。
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今天他爸回家问桌子上的菜能不能吃,我说,能吃,糊了,你都吃了吧!
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儿子问:妈,你说什么糊了?
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$ I/ a }! |$ {1 Z9 O% {' H* y; i' [哈, 看了这个想起上礼拜5公司开会时, 有个manager讲的joke, 有点色, 所以躲在这里讲了, joke也是有关小朋友问问题的.. h, R a8 \# W# \
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A mother and her son were travelling with westjet. / K' n" |) ? U# f7 P5 Q
The kid asked the mother:"why a big bear has a small bear, a big elephant has a small elephant, but a big plane does not have a small plane"
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The mother thought that it was not good to talk about the truth with the kid at such age. She told her son:" it is a very good question, you should go ask the attendant" & O) f" n( V) r6 k$ j& ^( H
- s& x' R4 O# E) Y% Y0 jHer son then approached to the attendant, asked:"why a big bear has a small bear, a big elephant has a small elephant, but a big plane does not have a small plane". The attendant asked the kid:"Did your mother explain to you why?" The kid shaked his head. The attendant said:"Now you go tell your mom the reason why a big plane has no small plane because WESTJET always pulled out on time." |
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