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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew* z- c/ v9 d8 G: [4 s8 O1 Q
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he# ]8 k6 s, w" H5 e' d, [* c
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he- D z6 V. u# J' N
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
, {: T( f* a$ z/ y$ mif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,7 n; T) X1 K* X
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
$ r# C, ^9 D2 Sexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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3 E4 o# Q# y% ~) ` "Except what?" the man asked./ v) [1 S% M/ e8 r1 h
"Nothing, nothing."
: u8 k, C! g2 t5 H, ]( a "C'mon, tell me!"
3 ]% Y3 @; }+ e "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."' N D) j/ `+ i
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
4 A/ L; I5 |7 Y* \! D+ f" g "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
& j5 S9 }! P% ]2 v: A So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, + R+ e. _5 x9 ^0 o8 l
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very, z3 ]- P) m3 g
ordinary-looking black dildo.9 T: t/ h8 l9 I, S4 U% u5 s3 h' [
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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( a+ z: D9 e/ T( Z( v( k The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old- I' e0 w& Y' E- M
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door.") Q" A8 s2 }: R* e& Q
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started: G k0 H& ?6 K% @2 X% [# {
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
, w% V# u' n0 P- u$ R5 vdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,7 d' |! T& H: k% G3 F- p b
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
2 b- M3 M( H8 S* s9 Vthe box and lay there, quiet once again.7 s3 W9 H" ~2 B3 l2 v
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it' Z4 K/ E9 Q6 A3 V
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took" T* F8 i( P; t" p1 A
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
' E6 z4 C2 u* d/ q5 R5 C2 kshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip) V% i" M9 T: k9 k- S
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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- V4 E, y2 k. y2 L After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
0 Q, Z% i8 l! ^% Z% Z athought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she) |7 p" s, f* i2 W, V/ c; Y2 a
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,) _" D& o$ z! Q* |" I$ P
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was& {4 K6 h ]* _ U# X# ~0 u
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she + |" m/ P# S- T$ M
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
/ h" @8 t0 I# j1 E' A( G% ahusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
9 f# g% j# |$ q* m, Ito get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
. E# L1 Q ~" z8 L; R- Yjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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( U! J \; S/ w. [$ C: _ Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive( e4 \ B! c0 `- Z
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
; w& z/ R, `/ E) ktraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next' g" T& Z3 |6 e) R. f) N4 L' A6 w. _
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights+ l B5 \: h5 k
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
8 K+ r" _% Z: k$ b6 m% lmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
: q$ J9 h* y+ d$ T+ X0 ihadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
# ^. A d+ ?" u" I* b! u0 b+ G9 Klady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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