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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 0 A& I+ E; \! |, i8 x7 Y6 r$ l
1 k; A! P* T; R' UThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
f! s+ j# _, C1 g' MLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
: A( D( Z. _- H' M, b# KA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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. F& a& B) ]6 A"But it's not for me to question his story.
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2 _) N, z2 B4 C3 @, S6 J"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." $ E* O9 Z6 K* j" x& e4 R
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 8 O/ Y% } o( K W5 G3 b# \2 P
x9 b) S+ g; C4 \Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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; h' r" a$ ^* ?( Q# ?"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. * U/ E2 [6 e" Y5 [: ^
. @* }0 A9 v% d2 z"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 0 t7 u% _( Y% J) h3 V* }
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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' s- [ [" v! ?) d+ Q' hA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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