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Spring is officially coming today!
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0 r g1 e: Y7 k" n* R/ mThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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1 P. V/ M* h- R: {) m8 _ \An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."/ Z7 s! g. K& x& O) F: E5 I" r& C
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.# S. Y( C1 U/ g% _# {
, |5 a& }4 G( H( n6 K% UThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."3 W0 w! C3 m0 ?; C- K
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.' B1 f! q0 M) W- ~3 I
7 q6 d. I+ w; a4 f. W/ D( pThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.7 G3 ^; P3 r- Z6 e/ G: t. x$ u! H
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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1 _! k4 z2 n% g8 i; s( P" a: B* uThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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