jokes!!

R3DL1GHT

1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
$ u' E! e2 p' L1 U7 c2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
+ [4 o. E  R: V, T5 C( b      Not is you’re a chicken.
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
       The outside.
- o% E2 [& h" o4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
         Fry-day!
: B# @( |, [- f, w" \9 ?. _' A5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
" a# B; Y) Z4 {4 o           No idea.
1 ^+ m0 e- a* }& U( d- Y4 E7 L, A, s6.Why you go to bed?
7 s7 Q% z! Z" B( x- p8 q          Because the bed won’t come to you.

lalala

。。。。。。笑不出来。

紫色辣椒

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
' g& k+ W8 y  `/ L. H4 F1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
; X3 j% `2 V: Q  R      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
7 T2 ^% L4 B. h6 Z2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
      Not if you’re a chicken.
3.Which side of the chi ...

Kuryuki

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
* U) s" |1 z; c3 C. _! f' o$ \( h1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
7 _% j+ H6 Q& I      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
- }  x$ c/ m' g* p- [" f2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
      Not is you’re a chicken.
2 z- l! U; h# U% K# R9 e3.Which side of the chi ...

6 s( z; \- ]# l: c; I" N, f( j, wlol

lovelykid

不是很好笑...

高桥

Which side