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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 % z& V% Y' @- i' s& h% E
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0 q- d: C! L8 z3 g2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.. s( a$ K, ^$ V
S/ f7 `' C4 q5 g) B' K3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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1 v( i: G6 Z! C% K/ F4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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5 m l6 q7 p/ ~: S3 m8 _/ R4 z9 S; |6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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4 b! G3 h' l9 D/ z/ D+ L7 t1 q1 D7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ T: s1 `$ j% ^' U. M) C& B4 w9 q
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# g: a9 W# U3 \. D! \6 _2 V) a1 x' \
9 F O3 L9 u. H, ?11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more." W/ i& ], V- z2 M" @
! j2 J. F& e \9 u. @8 P4 J13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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* G) x1 ?$ o3 Z ?8 b14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 R2 e7 {8 H) V
0 }4 p U! E; H: h8 a) G2 k15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.% E4 R" s2 d. `+ C$ w
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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" X: \( a, ]' m8 U" h F18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.7 t- z+ y2 p& x. T2 ~2 z
4 b6 J+ ?1 h; s# T19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.9 P5 M+ g5 q' x! v: {. t" C, c0 ]
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 i% h+ W' [! H+ t) d
4 |, t- K) y' g# f& x5 g: O$ \21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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8 n# R1 l) F b2 S! g& b0 z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + ]' x% D; z$ m- n( I( i
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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