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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ! I5 t8 t) n( P. ]
Snape: Who is it? ; M, E5 @$ S* S" b7 Y* V
Voldemort: You-know-who!
! x; A/ e: ]9 M1 R" vSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? ; ~5 ?7 t2 g; _0 j. T
Voldemort: You-know-who! ) U) c# c6 i0 h0 k; S0 Z3 @
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
, p: j2 V" Z* @+ ^' ^6 ~Voldemort: The dark Lord!
* S( Q3 A U0 Q6 _; w2 BSnape: Sauron???
3 t/ t5 m) _: |5 Z4 UVoldemort: The other one... & D1 R' h$ c ]" e+ y
Snape: Darth Vader???
# c8 \: X8 @; a$ u& \7 lVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 9 ]& I! Q6 R$ Y, J0 R6 s1 D$ u1 Q
Snape: Hermione???? # \' U7 W+ h3 J0 v' [5 z
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Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
- L( K- l9 K7 {& V% D. FVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! S" h# K. `7 `+ ]1 i, @% G6 g
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
) h& ^' }- O/ [9 J$ TVoldemort: Your twin brother!
E" A( w- _! o$ iSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ; h! n3 Y$ J; C$ \7 t. B# n9 U: w
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
# L; F( v& D0 `* `Snape: Okay, no problem!6 z P: V% i1 Q0 a; r2 X, v
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" {0 r, T( W6 z! |1 R- oSeverus: What's that? % f' W% m7 D! M' ], }: e
Harry: Your cauldron. ! _; n: b' ^; D8 X$ }
Severus: What's a cauldron?
! K7 W( V1 Y& w7 {Harry: Dunno. 4 h2 I" U' [# p& v" B6 C: x
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
+ ?; {6 Z3 w5 K v& q( q4 fHarry: Yeah.
S0 z" |2 [9 b; GSeverus: You first. 0 v" W1 a: s2 H; k
Harry: It's delicious.
% x) M2 ]8 L' c DSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!* H7 M& ?7 a `5 Q
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