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Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train??
V! P& Q* P- f( S* p3 uA: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”' S2 u" t& v) D m
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Explanation: Or perhaps the train says, “Choo, choo?!?”7 ?( R- C* _2 K, k, y% Y, i
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In most schools gum is not allowed. If a teacher sees you chewing gum he or she will ask you to spit it out (even though there are some researched benefits of chewing gum)./ u# `$ s' K6 |2 b
5 d' D' G8 n( J T, ]. |/ GAnother name for a train is a choo choo and that sounds the same as chew- chew, probably because of the sound of the train whistle.' a& m6 t0 i7 b! m; M+ x4 Z
- s0 d# {3 S; ^' }6 ?) {+ S- _& IThis joke is funny because it plays with the words “choo choo” and “chew, chew.” |
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